That’s not what The Bear is about.

no it’s fine he’s totally crisp between 10am and 4pm, when all things in the entire world happen.

Why does it feel like I’ll be voting for this guy:

Thank you. It’s intensely frustrating to watch people spout the party line bullshit and try and convince (me? themselves?) that he’s anything but an old man who isn’t anywhere near sharp enough to do the job.

I’ve had people tell me: yeah, but it’s really the team that does all the work, the president doesn’t need to…

When I first heard the phrase ‘digital rectal exam’ my first thought was ‘like they use a computer for that?’

Biden was holed up in Camp David for a week (supposedly) prepping immediately prior to the debate. The “jetlagged” excuse is patently absurd. A stutter doesn’t induce you to say things like “we finally beat Medicare” or, when the other guy is talking, just kind of stare off into space with your mouth half open like…

We’ll have to agree to strongly disagree that Temple of Doom is a better movie than Last Crusade. ToD had some good action sequences but the rest was cringingly bad. When I saw it in the theater in its first run, I was so hype after the clever opening sequence and was gutted by how bad it was after that.

Never trust a guy who calls himself a feminist

What? You don’t cuddle with your new nanny in the bath after hiring them?

What?  You don’t cuddle with your new nanny in the bath after hiring them?  

Nah, Gizmodo got sold off weeks ago. They just moved to a new commenting system.

“Digital penetration” is a dope ass phrase.

Any excuse to revisit Bronson Pinchot’s Random Roles interview is a good one.

“What a dick.”

The world really dodged a bullet by not doing a comic-accurate The Boys.

Right? AVClub has become a bubble of vicious misogynists. Weird they consider themselves the progressives.

She was good in Ben & Kate. Give her more comedy.

And it’s not even that the content moved to Paramount+. So why subscribe if the thing people were looking for isn’t there?

I think they should have Niles as the new Maris, often spoken to but never seen or heard.

She was also arrested for domestic violence. If it weren’t for nepotism and whatever blackmail material she has on Ryan Murphy, she wouldn’t be working at all.