And instead of the shark still looking fake, its the big stunts still looking fake. 

It does make me wonder if you could import a Mahindra from India for off-road use only for less than a Roxor.

I was going to say no it doesn't until i zoomed in on a picture and saw it haha.

If your concern with a side by side is going highway speeds with it, you are not in their market demographic. I think the Roxor’s top speed is 45mph anyway. I could use something like the Roxor for around my parents cottage. I don’t want to pay anywhere near that much though and even used UTV’s seem expensive to me.…

You're really on a trip about it not having a windshield. The Roxor does have a windshield, its optional (with or without wipers). And side by sides can get expensive quick. 

If you parked a Roxor next to a current JL you'd have to be blind to not be able to tell the difference. The Roxor is quite a bit smaller, and its grill was different. Plus JL is road legal, the Roxor not so much.

Its actually built like a few miles away from the FCA Headquarters.

This gets my vote easily. Especially in neon.

Its a quote from Back to the Future Part II. Go watch it. There's even Jaws in it, though it still looks fake.

Clearly they were robbing an embassy in that picture. You can see the guy in the back yelling at the driver to go.

Lets just say I have Bentley tastes but Model T money.

From the steam it will rise!

Did it make you fast and furious?

Having driven final model year Econoline vans (yes the Econoline cab chassis is still built), it drives like its from the 70s. I think the update it had in the 90s was mostly to its body and drivetrain. But i wouldn't be surprised if you could take a drivetrain from a 1979 model and have it bolt straight into a 2014…

It'd be called the big boom instead of the big steam.

Shoot knew i forgot a step! And at that one of the most important ones.

Oh cmon its as simple as build up a good fire, build up steam, move the reverser to a forward position, release the brakes, and apply throttle. Just gotta remember to keep water in that boiler at all times.

I'm not sure much could have been done to help the Caliber out. My parents have a 5-spd Caliber, and while the shifting of the 5-spd is nice, and having heated seats is nice, it all goes downhill from there. Not very good driving dynamics, and not even all that great in snowy conditions. Only other positive about it…

Having driven both, I'd easily choose a Flex before an Explorer.

This, driven plenty of Flex’s always loved how they drove but i don’t really have any use for a 3 row wagon. I like the styling even. Or the fact that higher end ones can be had with a cooler between the mid row seats. And lets not forget that it can be had with the Ecoboost v6 and AWD.