TIL I learned the average American female is obese.  Thanks for that.

It’s so interesting to me that, by reading just a headline, I can picture the person that wrote it.   In this, I was unpleasantly disappointed.  Take a shower, buy a razor, get a clue.

Me at 10 would have completely drawn and colored this exact car- probably down to the chrome rockers.  Me at 40... still kinda wants it.

That really sucks— they managed a ton of good articles, reviews, and analysis without having the unnecessary political commentary and pandering. Those that come to sites like those and want to just learn about cars are running low on options.

First and foremost, he wasn’t arrested.  He was pulled over for violating a traffic law then started to act like a disrespectful jackass.  I don’t care what color you are or what color the cop was, that shit should get you detained temporarily.  Being a star doesn’t mean you can be a prick.

My experiences have been very different- unless I make some sort of change halfway through, I’ll write you a check for half before you start and half after you finish down to the penny we originally agreed on. I also get any sort of leftover materials/scrap as those were already paid for— which I’d highly recommend…

I used to buy (well, negotiate her buying) cars for my mom- we got one of these in green when I was 14 after trading in a Grand Caravan with that awful 3.3L. She drove it until she passed 9 years later and absolutely loved the comfort, convenience, and space. I inherited it with almost 170k, had already moved on to a…

“We’ve declined to include the image”  but still “wrote” the article as clickbait.  

Thank you.  I’m not sure of they’re just having AI write articles or these types horrible head and bylines are just the new normal.

“Here hold my beer.” “Here, hold my beer.” “Here, hold my beer.” “Here, hold my beer.” (Drinks all the beers). -The Gronkowski brothers. Seriously though, thank you for a well-written and well-researched article. Deadspin could use more like you.

The irony of this all is that if he would have simply apologized and stepped out of the spotlight, he’d have a paycheck most of us cannot even imagine to play a game. Instead, he continues to double-down and insult the people that could potentially sign such a check. Are we supposed to somehow feel sorry for him?

You got paid to write this. I don’t know who should have more trouble looking in the mirror, your bosses for writing the check or you for cashing it.

I’m hoping he goes pro and leads to a trend for children to be named after household electronic brands. We could never afford Sony growing up, but I totally could have been named Zenith. I look very forward to drafting a fantasy team of RCA, Magnavox, and Sanyo. Well, and Tom Brady, because he’ll still be playing…

Big Lots. Have you ever been to a Big Lots? Everyone there has a glassy-eyed, zombified expressing that says “I’ve given up”as the put boxes of expired junk food in their orange cart.

Oh for Chrissakes... wanna know why Deadspin’s audience is declining similarly to ESPN’s? Get off your soapbox. Maybe hire a few people from the Midwest that also know sports and are capable of writing an article without a political slant. Here’s a clue, Tom: Not everyone is a bearded Northeasterner.

Anything that will keep you from writing, Albert, I’m okay with. I will sleep easily tonight knowing your father is incredibly disappointed in you.

How lovely. Vile cunts blog about why they want to vote for a vile cunt.