I mean, your first mistake was trying to drive your playstation 2.

Unless you can see inside, that’s a bold claim. Those trucks CAN fit, but the garage is probably full of dirt bikes, or side by sides, or just a bunch of shit. It’s amazing around me how many 3 and 4 car garage houses have $200k worth of cars parked outside, and I catch a glance inside, and it’s just boxes and shit…

911

It really whips the llama’s ass

Winamp skins circa 2022

Can other riders, real riders, not clock my nervous energy and unsure movements?

Bagger racing is awesome. Silly, but awesome.

Are we sure these “children” are human... or are they “human”.

Buy a hybrid.

To get the best results you need both the Tornado and the Fuel Shark. That’s right, a Fuel Sharknado.

The real problem is that Apple’s entire business model, the model that their insane stock valuation is based on, relies on products that are:

While the stars might align, Tesla body panels never will.

The seller can adjust deez nuts for inflation.

Yes, merging in general, whether onto a freeway, or with road construction 2 lanes down to 1, is a consistent mess here in the metro.  People either not understanding that it’s their job to match the speed of the traffic on the highway, or people on the highway speeding up as you merge to make sure you don’t merge in…

YES, absolutely agree. There is one ramp onto I-35 here in town that I simply will not take anymore because soooooo many of the jackass locals won’t even try to get to a safe merging speed and there’s nowhere to dive right if needed.  

Also Minnesota: People who think it’s okay to merge onto the freeway at 15-20 mph below the speed of traffic. I live in the metro, I get that some ramps are short and there isn’t time, but I’m talking about the kinds of people who get to the bottom of a half-mile long on-ramp still in second gear.

Minnesota: not kidding, fully half the morons here will, after coming to rest at a four-way stop, if they spot an approaching car on any of the other three streets (again, even if all of the streets have a stop sign, and their own sign is clearly marked “ALL WAY”), almost totally without regard to how far away said…

Go to your room

It’s a... backup engine.

FINALLY! I know there has been a trucker shortage, but I ordered my freedom off of Amazon weeks ago. 2-day Prime shipping my ass.