This is ridiculous, sports aren’t a woman’s issue and politics aren’t either.  Y’all should stick to women’s issues like makeup and bras and stuff.

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

So, did she send 9,000 texts to him, or 9,000 texts, very generously and reasonably spread out among him, his new gf, and the relatives? Because that sounds like a very sane thing to do.

They’re not speaking to the average Bravo viewer in this interview - they’re speaking directly to Trump. That seems to be something you’ve missed. Earlier in this whole mess their lawyer appealed to the Trump administration but didn’t get anywhere. The ENTIRE purpose of this interview was them pitching themselves to…

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

I still say with a straight face, “Must be some Toros in the atmosphere.”, any time someone says, “Brr, it’s cold in here.”

It’s on Amazon - but it’s REALLY heavy!

It’s actually decorated as a bat cave for Halloween. You’d think that would signal people to leave the cave troll alone, but no, they keep coming by and asking me for candy.

That is far more likely. OR, buying in advance for tomorrow’s ‘pain perdu’ for breakfast. 

I forgot to tell you the best part. I ventured that one of the Articles of Impeachment might be for extortion. She snapped back that there was no extortion—that’s just rhetoric.

Break up via fax. I dare you.

I feel like Natasha will make an excellent didgeridoo replacement.

HAHAHAHA YAAAAS! There should be a mandolin in this band. Also a trombone. And we’ll need a youtube channel.

I very much doubt she purchases a baguette at that time of day. Doubtless, it’s a croissant or some sort of viennoiserie.

I do not often post photos of myself here because I like to be sort of anonymous but I can’t help it. I’m too proud of my Halloween costume. I am Loki of Asgard. Kneel, bitches  

“My So-Called Peers” *screaming* oh sweet god yes.

Ah, always a delight to chat with another Generation Catalano/Oregon Trail/Xennial *hard eyeroll at our circumstances*

This week was somewhat less sucky than they have been lately. It’s review time and the worst thing my boss had to say was that my “more confident attitude lately was not as welcoming” which is some sexist bullshit I refuse to acknowledge.

I think where people hold PhD's, it should be best practice to state in what after using the title.