The first few lines of this read like copy from the J Peterman catalog.

An abandoned colonial-era coastal resort in Djibouti. On the edge of the sea, at the end of the world, falling to pieces, sparse desert vegetation and blowing sand slowly reclaiming its space. It looked like a Chernobyl village, furniture and luggage and carts and plates all in use one second and abandoned the next,…

Here’s my review:

Kanye, I know you’ve got a hard-on for Jesus now, but that doesn’t mean you can release music without, y’know, beats.

Remember Jesus Walks? I know you do, Kanye. You can love Jesus and still make music that bangs. 

This ad is a little too on the nose for comfort

If you watch it a second time, does it reboot the countdown back to seven days?

i was literally on a jury yesterday, i never took my airpods out, and i immediately voted to sentence the defendant to 40 years in prison so that i could leave the courtroom a bit earlier and pick up a vintage soda fountain that i won in an online auction while he was testifying. life’s pretty good

“Do Nothing Democrats allow Republicans Zero Representation, Zero due process, and Zero Transparency”—Hey Orange Dumbsicle, tell that to the republicans that blocked the nomination of Merrick Garland for no other reason than he was nominated by Obama. The spray tan is fogging his memory pretty bad.

My question, during my first viewing of The Ring, was: What if you didn’t answer the phone after viewing the tape? Would they call back? What if you hadn’t paid the bill and your phone was disconnected? If the caller left a message on voice mail, would it still count and what if you didn’t check your messages?

What’s wrong with a street taco?

Anytime someone starts talking about what’s is and isn’t “art,” it’s a pretty big tell that most everything they’re about to say is biased/bullshit. And in the end, I think a lot of it ends up boiling down to classism. Look at the performing arts and imagine the arguments they’d have to make to make the same…

Handegg, it’s handegg.

I remember trying Sunday Riley’s products and not being so hype on them and wondering what was wrong with me. Aha!!

Please. Everyone knows racism in the South is dead:

So you swear like the Old Man too from ‘A Christmas Story’ too?

I don’t have advice on what to say but wanted to thank you for this: I have been thinking that I need to quit drinking and reading this made me realise how harmful it really is and that I should do it sooner rather than later, as it will start taking over my life.

Fun fact, Jackson Pollock was funded by the CIA.

I thought it was “dirty deeds and the dunder sheets.”

Particularly in his social position and with his education, he absolutely should have known better and behaved more appropriately. I cannot even imagine the shit his Grandmother gave him for it - even if their family did/does have Nazi sympathisers, the Queen is very particular about the Crown’s reputation.

Willow? You put Willow high on the list?

You’re a real pain in my ass, you know that?