1) IKR

(Emily, it would be amazing if I could be ungreyed please I am very nice and this is where I do most of my internet socialising)

That's something I am going to try because I get so mad when I suffer a hiccups attack.

I think we’re rapidly approaching Little Mermaid Thermal Mass then. 

How many Little Mermaids do people need?!

Given how he wants to impeach everyone he doesn’t like, I was thinking the same thing.

Lol, it was not but it’s bothersome to know there’s more than one of them out there. 

I am typing this one-handed because I HAD A BABY!!!

I don’t even know where to start with this cursed manic pixie dream friend story, but the fun part is that we moved across the country and didn’t tell her. I met her through work when she came in as an intern. Already she’s a few years younger and I thought she was just a little young, but bubbly and fun. You know how…

Deliciously refreshing flames!

I mean, a dragon that spews daiquiris does sound like a pretty awesome pet.

No I agree, it probably seems totally normal to her, her mom is the one who deserves any appropriation blame here. I think the issue with her is more taking these traditions she grew up with and turning them into some sort of spiritual healer BS. Like, it sounds like she’s taken an Indian faith and turned into some…

I have spent a weird amount of time thinking about where I’d be in the hierarchy of societies with royals, both in a Game of Thrones society and real life things. I’d probably be an unsuccessful social climber who ended up hung or burned at the stake or something. I make good money, but I wouldn’t be able to work…

I had to look it up. It says she was born in the US but her mother converted to Sikhism and sent her to boarding school in India. So its inherited appropriation. 

Feels like daiquiris would be off brand for Clooney, though.

I know, right?  When E. coli in spinach makes a lot of people sick, it’s usual to pull it from the shelves for a while and recall whole batches.  And you don’t see a bunch of bloggers going, “Stop the spinach panic! I have been eating spinach for six years and I’m fine.”

I just like scams, and trying to guess if I’d fall for them. This one, Scientology, that thing where they put slivers of goat testes in your balls to cure erectile dysfunction? Nah. Theranos? That bitch would’ve gotten me! 

Ha, that’s mad! I feel sorry for my compatriot; having an Irish accent in the States is great, you don’t want anyone stealing your thunder on that.

I changed my name. Showed up to university orientation and just introduced myself with a different name. It was not a flawless system. Having two names inevitably leads to confusion. But it was worth it! Ten years later, I executed the deed poll this week (and also added the shared surname my partner and I both…

Looks like you left out the part where you moved yourself to someone else’s seat in the front row. That kind of changes everything, yeah?