I suspect you are correct.

100M bail means he only needs to actually come up with 10M the remainder in collateral, yes?  Seems like it shouldn’t be difficult for a “billionaire” ... and yes, I thought there was no bail.  What is happening.

I see. Thank you for answering! Do you think all they need are the logs, and there’s no DNA on the helicopter itself they could use in the case? Obviously they think so, or it wouldn’t be for sale. I thought typically all valuable assets related to the case would be seized. I’m asking earnestly, not sarcastically,…

Also can someone explain to me how the Rapecopter isn’t evidence in this case? How can he sell this?  Moreover, why is he selling THIS, now?  Surely he has more valuable assets to unload that aren’t connected to the case.  I am confusion.

OK but if they don’t pretend it’s for business / charity, then how will they get a tax break and expense the entire trip, hmmm?

This is beautiful. You are beautiful.

Wait what does THAT mean

The parents have blackmail. Someone has blackmail. This, the most Basic of Bitches, Doer of Horrible Things, Molester of Sisters, Haver of Bad Takes, cannot possibly have parents with that kind of clout... I’d rather hang out with Anna Delvey. That’s not really fair, I’d kind of actually like to hang out with Anna…

I may or may not have spat out my drink while reading this. :) I’m not sure we have to check “qualifying experiences” off on some list before we’re allowed to call ourselves something, unless it’s doctor or lawyer. Shit, clearly fucking any toolbox can be president. I don’t try to put too much brain power into…

we hate it

No no, don’t you see, Joan is cool because she hates the “cool girls” 

Oh she wasn’t kidding. She “tried girls” and literally got robbed because she picked up some random chick at a bar, brought her home, passed out drunk and woke up to an empty purse. Now women are “the devil”, etc. Ok girl. Glad you worked that out.  Kthxbye.

Ha!  No, Naomi is just bitchy, not twisted, from what I can tell.  My favorite Naomism is “Do you even know Gianni Versace?” ... I long for an opportunity to say this in my real life and will probably just awkwardly cram it in to some future conversation.  As is my wont.

A (now ex) friend of mine once asked me, while going through a separation with her husband: “I think I want to try girls, men are such a pain, lol, didn’t you used to be bi?” ... n... no. I didn’t used to be anything. Marrying a man does not mean I no longer like boobies. Also don’t do that shit.

Remember the shit she wrote in her book about her sister?  Remember when she defended one of her writers accused of assault, calling the accuser a liar on twitter?  Remember when she happened upon a box of hollywood blackmail, because that’s the only thing that explains this dumpster fire excuse for a human being? …

Because those are the staged listing photos from before they moved in. I guarantee there are dirty socks and dishes everywhere that Brittany is refusing to clean up “out of principle.”

Those are the listing photos.  That’s all staging.  Nobody actually lives like that.  

At least it wasn’t a fucking trilby yet again being mistaken for a goddamn fedora.

FFFFIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEUUUUUHHHHHH

I agree.  I know there are a lot of 60+ people who’s children have moved away, or as you mentioned, were never able to parent for some reason, and spend too much time alone.  I think the only place to find that type of community is church, which feels completely inauthentic since I don’t adhere to an actual religion…