Man, you’re good at this. No beatings or shaming or ridicule? Does not compute... feeling of confusion increasing... I’m going to have to storm to my room and slam my door a few times before I can process this onslaught of suspicious kindness. Forgive me for the loud angry music coming from my tiny teal boombox while…

I am officially jealous and will need photographic evidence of your victory.

Right? Maybe he’s still salty about his un-named character being called “Stoner Bud #2" behind Anthony Edwards’ “Stoner Bud #1", who is also conspicuously absent from this photo. They even dug Phoebe Cates out of her “high-end general store”... maybe Nic was busy buying another octopus?

I guess Nicolas Coppola Cage was ... busy that day

At least Burger King picks up when you call.  You know, metaphorically, or through the intercom.

GODDAMMIT, WHY CAN’T I HAVE THIS

Did you find it because if so I’m moving in with you

Thank you.  :)  

Ok but what if I drive the car through the garage door and then fully expect you to believe that a “burglar did that”

Parents. I want parents. I would like to, for however long, feel the purported unconditional love of growing up in a “family.” Maybe get grounded for a week or so. Barring that, I would like to once again eat some mother fucking VIENETTA.

thank you!

Yes, that seems stressful.  The price we pay for cuteness.

fine

Bla bla bla bla THAT IS BRITTANY MURPHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS PLEASE SEND HELP

That suit is so cute and looks really comfortable! :)

I hope you “gently suggested” they cover up their fucking shit mouths instead

I mean I really feel you on the hanger thing though.  Slimline only, upon pain of death.

No he works the slopes at SASpen

Tori’s mother is also a piece of work. Also, Shannen just beat breast cancer into remission, so she’s mostly on some type of medication which could affect her appearance... it’s nice to see that Brian Austin Houston Memphis Purple Reddish Green is working, though, maybe now he’ll let Megan Fox out of the fucking house.

I’m actually fine with this.