It’s been a “fuck it, watch it burn” kind of week for me, so I’m just gonna say it: Chris Pine has tiny shoulders and it’s weird.

Yep.  Earth round and all that.  

“per·func·to·ry

Mine likes to run the full gamut of “just tell me what to do and I’ll do it” - tells husband what to do - “I’M DOING EVERYTHING OK GGGGOOOODDDDDD” - needs to be told again - repeat.  

Why do they DO this. I mean, I know “why”. But just... why.

So could’ve June.

Keanu Reeves hosts Oprah:  Keanu Bees

I’m not convinced.  She’s his cousin, at best.

It’s kind of amazing, right? Literally no one is entitled to be an asshole. Nobody! It’s so easy! Just don’t asshole, and you’re done!

what are words, lol

And those sunglasses.  Never fuck with the people who do your glam, clean your home or make your food.  Just, maybe never fuck with people?  A stretch, but one can dream.

“Closer” was also excellent because Julia Robert’s character gets called a “fucked up slag” by Clive Owen. Because she is. A Lo Vera, indeed. #neverforget

HOW DARE SHE ENJOY HER OWN STUFF, BURN THE WITCH

I will forever love Wahlberg’s character in I Heart Huckabees. It’s perfection.

I was just aggressively reminding my husband that it was CHERRIE that was stuck in the fridge, NOT punky.  like... two days ago.  the world is askew.  

This will be gray forever because kinja and it’s an unpopular opinion, but am I the only fuckwit that enjoys wearing heels? I have a very high arch and it’s uncomfortable to wear flats. I’m not tromping around in stilettos but 2-3" is my preference for comfort... and I’m 5'9 so psychologically, I really enjoy walking…

This is both beautiful and terrifying, much like yourself.  <3

THIS IS A THING I CAN DO WITH MY CATS HOLY CRAP?!

These are kola nuts. These, are UN kola nuts.

He’s a loving and giving care-giver.