That’s not melodramatic, that’s experience talking. I had a similar one and also have trust issues. Fun! For real, when the people who created you break your trust on a consistent basis, coming away WITHOUT trust issues would be a miracle. My mother did the thing when you bag up your 7 year old’s toys because they…

If my husband threw away anything of mine without my express permission and explicit instruction to do so, I would be devastated. It’s one of the most disrespectful, condescending, entitled, selfish, cruel, narcissistic things to do to someone else. MOM. (I don’t have issues)

Seriously.  These writers love to disparage the “cool girl” trope.  Spoiler:  they’re the actual “cool girls” and this separatist bullshit is ... what’s the word the kids use these days? ... problematic.

Same, except you guys, get thees and thine ta-ta’s to TJMaxx. Maidenform and shit, for like $10.

ok is nobody else going to say ROYAL BOY-BE why do i have to do everything

an L.L. Bean boat tote filled with small necessities like baby Motrin

like ALL of the kinds of candy.  tables and tables filled with glass jars and shit.  i don’t even like candy like that.

I tried to find this celebitchy thing, but failed - link?  My pregnant dream-brain was convinced that William was in love with me and kept throwing me dinner parties filled with candy, but in the homes of strangers.

So I folded and consulted google, because my local shelters seem to only accept new / unopened stuff. Glad I did, though: https://www.allure.com/story/where-to-donate-makeup-beauty-products-used-unused ... I’m giving all of them everything I own.

I’m a sucker for Caudalie.  I have the cleansing oil, the serum, and the night oil.  I love the night oil so much!  I recently also discovered Ahava - dead sea lotions, etc.  I dig it.

I concur.  I’m excited at the prospect of someone else benefiting from the fact that my skin is a sensitive asshole, prone to massive tantrums.  I hate wasting things but surprisingly, none of my friends want “most of this lotion”

Thank you for asking this question! I wonder the same thing - I have so many samples or full bottles that have been opened but used once. I wonder if, in addition to homeless shelters, cosmetics / lotions / etc can be donated to prisons as well? I’m assuming there’s some sort of protocol or limitation, like how I…

“A Hero is any man who does his job.”

Man I hope my kids don’t miss me while I disappear down this rabbit hole

Um.  S... source?

As I have previously mentioned, first we must do karate in the garage

I love comments on old posts. Truly. This gives me the non-crazy-looking way to add that I also forgot to list my many different kinds of lip gloss. To answer your question, it goes in the front but like, 1/4 to your dominant hand’s side, for maximum ease of access. Also for resting one’s hand on it as if it’s a…

Meh, Elton “We Know You’re Gay Ellen Just Shutup And Be Funny” John can handle the slight.

Thanks!  What’s not to love?  It’s delicious, and it rhymes!  

Thank you!  I’m literally nobody, so.  ;)