ETA I meant that I am “honest to a fault”, not insinuating that you’re being dishonest in any way. I also have a habit of over-clarifying, because I’m terrified of being mean! Hashtag issues, hashtag trendinghashtag

Happy to help! I find I am sometimes sidelined by questions I didn’t anticipate, and my default is: honest, because very bad at lying.  I’m totally not projecting at all, here.  :)  Good luck!

I mean blenders can be akin to a life choice, like... was it a KitchenAid?

Norm Schmorm. :) I do wish to mention, make sure the original surgeon knows your surgery was your choice, as far as their liability is concerned. As you previously mentioned, the duress was due to extenuating circumstances, and you were not coerced, you made a choice.  You’re simply making a different one now.  :) …

Oooooh I’ve met Tim twice! But I paid to stand in line to do so, so. Doesn’t count. But he IS magical, like a fresh meadow in a desert. Or pie at night.

That’s fantastic.

If you have a good relationship with your original surgeon, and s/he did good work the first time, go back to him / her. They have your files, they know your body, and their “product” for lack of a better term. Source: have implants. Although I love mine, I went from an A to C of my own volition, and I’m sorry you…

You have a point, and people certainly do not own each other.  However in this instance, it seems immaturity was the culprit, and not love. :)

OH THAT DUDE ... neat!  My only other notable celebrity encounter is having met Tim Gunn a couple of times, but I paid to stand in line to do so, pretty sure that doesn’t count.  Still, Tim was lovely.  

and also do karate in the garage

Thank you, you’re so nice! DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS

So many Seans! Why don’t we have Seans like we have Chris’ ... is it because of the variations in spelling? Would a “Kris” be accepted into the “Chris” canon? Like Kristofferson, only young. I say yes because look:

Those shots were so harsh, I think it was straight Jack Daniels or something... also, look how he’s holding my arm in the bottom right photo, and at no point in time did he ever even once put his hand on my ass! AND I HAVE A NICE ASS! Rock in Power, Lemmy.

It’s nice you were able to reconnect, even if digitally. I also totally understand the concept of forgiveness, without forgetting, and behaving accordingly. :)

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEeEEeee ooh look, it appears un-gray... stand by, let’s see if this works.

Thanks! I hope someone un-gray’s me so I can post the photos. Because I am a shameless, self-promoting mole-kisser.

I would be equally offended if my friend intentionally went after someone I had confidentially expressed interest in for the sole purpose of showing me she can get what I want and I can’t, because it serves as a minor boost to her self esteem. I’m assuming there was no conversation before-hand, but I wasn’t there!  Aga…

Thanks... I wonder if you speak to that friend anymore, or since?  Teens are the dumbest: see my story about driving a shitty car through my garage as a teen and then convincing myself my COP father would buy my story of “someone tried to steal it, found it like this!” ... thankfully, our brains keep growing.

Thank you! All this reasonable conversation is giving me agita, can’t you call me a name or something? ;)

While I understand your statement, it’s always more complicated than that, at least for me. That is ok! Such is life! Diversity and shit! Thanks for the support, regardless.  :)