I mean they could just be friends, you never know.

If she’s only ever known abuse, then she might have gaps in “common sense”, lessons she missed when she was busy protecting herself, such as how to do laundry, or dishes, or pay bills on time. Direction and guidance without judgement can be provided, because it’s super embarrassing to be a 20 something year old woman…

You are spectacular.

Same.  I want to give her $233.

Oh, the intent is to pay his estate once it’s been established as a creditor to his victims.  I might even destroy the coffee table.

Preach. I get just as much done between the hours of 8pm and 1am than any person doing the same during daylight hours. Just let me fucking sleep until 9, children.

I’m willing to pay for shipping and a pagan salt cleansing. Then again, I was willing to buy that huge abandoned mall elephant and nobody got back to me, so.

Seriously it’s not my fault our heads are shaped like boxes.  It’s the fault of our superior brains, obviously.

What is up with the helmets! My first had “flat head” because he was a “good” sleeper, and thank science for my pediatrician, who told us we could waste money on a helmet if we wanted to, or we could keep an eye on him and adjust his head accordingly. Also, he examined my head and determined that my kid’s head…

Look, I agree that vaccines are good, but the gay bald gassy bespectacled vegan crowd is fucking coming for you.

That’s a really nice marble coffee table, though.

If you would kindly join me in the garage, so we can do karate and become best friends, that’d be great.

Right? This is ridiculous. I’m sitting here in my Canada Goose jacket, that I bought instead of filling the oil tank, because jackets last forever and oil does not. My kids seem cold but they can sit near me and my jacket. #fashion #logic

I got largely the same result. I feel like the advice portion of mine would want to be like “yo, maybe chill out maybe.”

The “best” part is, that school’s annual tuition is less than half of what I pay for my two kids to go to part-time daycare, three days a week, in the same town. We make normal money, it’s simply what it costs. Also, it terrifies me that my kids might (will) someday go to high school with kids that learned this toxic h…

lobe-showing harlots

I went to UVM as well, lived right next to the church at the top of Church Street. Man, those were really good times... gravy fries from Nectars (from the take out window, on a cold night, after drinking at random bars all the way down church street... ugh, stop it nostalgia) can never be replicated. It’s like…

This is now the narrative we need.

Truly evil.  

In that vein, fiji water is also trash.