Can confirm: I too grew up in Bennington, Manchester area (and also have relatives that work at the hospital...). Vermont may be filled with Birkenstock-and-socks wearing peace loving hippies, but it’s also filled with back woods, redneck, inbred people who have literally nothing else to do but perpetuate hatred, meth,…

I too have eyebrow regret! I’m 38, and they’re slowly growing back... probably mostly in my imagination but whatever, brow powder works. I bet we could put together a convincing class-action lawsuit against Drew Barrymore for this grievous infraction.

As well they should!  #GroundRKelly

Seriously, why are we telling each other what to do with our hairs?  What’s the point?  I personally hate all MY hairs, and so I shave them. I do not give one shit about anyone else’s hairs.

Also, feel free to eat whatever mushrooms you happen across. They’re also natural.  Totally safe.

Right? I mean, if this weren’t a thing, accents wouldn’t even exist. Of course we emulate those around us, or there would be no regional dialect, or language at all, for that matter.  That might be a bit extreme, but, I smell whatchyer steppin’ in.

I worked from my hospital bed, hours after giving birth. Twice.

Your dream sounds like my nightmare in which I come home after the purge, suddenly photographically remember everything I’ve ever had and search for all of it endlessly while losing my whole entire shit.

Be wary: the honey could have botulism. I’m totally not kidding.  Now I’m terrified of fucking honey. Intestinal botulism is most commonly associated with eating raw honey.

It’s not the weed, brosephine. It’s the crippling lack of self-esteem.

I think she was, marginally at least, for like a minute.

Thanks for the informative response. :) Yeah, you can’t correct a reflex, it’s a reflex, as you seem to well know. You CAN create a stable escape for your dog. Crates and food in a private room have been my best solution for giant dogs and tiny babies - even if yours isn’t 100+ lbs, everyone needs downtime. If we’re…

If you’re bonded with him, hire a trainer to come in to your home and give you options. They’re wonderful (but do lots of research, as with all things) ... if you’re not already, feed him outside of the common area, maybe in your room, away from children. It sounds like he’s being protective and afraid of being…

“la la la my stomach could do that” ... man do I miss those days.

I mean does the $3,000 include shipping because I don’t NOT need a glorious elephant statue in my koi pond.

HOW DO WE SEND THIS MAN MORE WINE

I mean I thought we all had a meeting and agreed to not talk about the california roll, so.

Also are those socks blue / white / tan ombre, or are they OG 90's double’d up and slouched with precision?  Because wasn’t he born in 2010 or something, how would be even know about obscure 90's trends?  Can we get a california roll as proof?  The pants, not the sushi.

Exactly, which strengthens my case against bullshit.  Pre-reqs are bullshit, ergo, this kid should go straight to 2 levels and not have to learn quilting to prove his roundness of character.  Have I mentioned I despise pre-reqs?  I have nothing against quilting.

I mean they could at least waive the bullshit pre-reqs.