Additionally, books get reviewed annually, if not monthly, and reconciled for any extraneous charges. If this were happening (since 2014), it was with Rowling’s permission and she’s now retaliating against this person for some reason, or she needs a new accountant that reviews her fucking Amex statements more than…

I cannot even begin to imagine the bravery and anguish of those families. I can barely send my kids to fucking part time daycare, and it’s around the damn corner.

Shite Pride

While I try to refrain from commenting on another woman’s appearance, having been concern-trolled myself ... those arms were my arms when I had decided not eating was a valid life choice.  I also have friends who’s arms are that thin and they’re perfectly healthy people who eat all the things.  Thyroid issues will…

I too have thick, curly, heavy, ass length hair.  I’ve devised a series of twists, clips, sticks and more clips to hold it in place, along with a permanent sunglasses headband.  I agree, it requires some effort, but doesn’t usually hurt.  Only on super humid days after not washing does it become painful.  Clip your…

Look, my mother beat me senseless and I turned out wicked fucked up! (This response also makes people effectively uncomfortable.)

Chiming in to say, he abandoned both you and the cat. Keep the cat.  Fuck him. He’s not going to take you to court, and if he does, take him for all he’s worth. He’s required to pay you financial support, especially after all this time together. This is now a business transaction, his feelings no longer matter, and…

*Shite Pride

I’ve had a great deal of success with employing (har har) as much diplomacy as possible in these types of emails, and find that “following up” insinuates that I’m doing MY job, where as “checking in” insinuates that the person receiving the email has NOT done their job. Even if they haven’t, it’s completely…

I mean we all saw Black Swan, right?

So you think he should be with an unstable woman who has questionable taste in tattoos but is oddly particular about good teeth. Word. I’m on it.

No, SOPHIE IS THE OMEGA.

Another article I read on this stated that they both wanted children, but Bliss did not want to carry a baby, which is why they chose her eggs to transfer to her wife, who did want to carry a baby, so they both got what they wanted.  I love it.  :)

We share a mother. I don’t even know if I’d attend her funeral.  Who ARE these women.  

I feel like we need a chat group that’s not some Facebook MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH NARCISSISTS “support” page

I like the secret handshake idea. Can mine be loudly screaming in public places?

I mean that would require him calling me. Ever. He truly has no fucks to give.  But I DO appreciate the thought, and effort you put into your response. Thank you, and all the best to you as well.  :)

I too have felt like The Freak Without Parents Who Are Totally Alive Yet Are Horrible People ... it IS nice to know we’re not alone. It amazes me when people learn this and dismiss the issue, “oh, you’ll talk to him / her again, s/he’s your mother / father!” and are truly baffled when I respond “No, I won’t. S/he’s…

No advice, just a randomly specific “same!” except replace cousin with sister, and add in the kids I now have my father hasn’t met for literally no reason and doesn’t deserve to, but we’re all in the wedding, so. I can’t punish my sister by not going, and it’s 12 hours away so I, too, could not just leave. I have no…

Ok but what if he has Jason Momoa’s number and Jason really wants to talk to me ... in bed