Also she controls the checkbook, and gives him that same look when he wants an advance on his allowance.

As I have previously surmised, that owl was full of shit.

I mean wouldn’t it be less “dick chafe” and more “vagina chafe” (v’chafe, if you’re into the whole brevity thing) since the V is what’s taking the majority of the friction based on the fact that the condom is designed specifically to not move on or around the D?  Or is that called dick chafe and I’ve been working from…

I’m about to meal-prep some cereal and milk, teach the older one how to put it together, program the tv’s to turn on PBS kids when they detect motion, install a Dropcam in the kitchen, turn off the gas, lock up sharp objects, lay in bed and watch what happens. That’s not illegal because I’m technically in the same…

I mean ok but Fight Club IS the most important movie ever.

A family friend is in her 60's and was diagnosed in her 20's, and she’s doing REALLY great - “normal”, for all intents and purposes. There IS hope. And hopefully the advancements in medicine continue. :)

Does your ex resemble a tall, bald Ian Somerhalder because if so I married your ex.

WHY won’t they sleep in when we don’t have to be anywhere in the morning? Every time?! On daycare days, I have to DRAG my three year old out of bed - on days we’re home together, he’s up at 4am. 4am is a little much, little dude. Sleep rules! Learn this! I can’t wait until he’s a teenager and I get to wake HIM up at…

The privilege is mine. Please come back here for advice and anecdata on how awesome unexpected boys can be and for encouragement that you will raise a kind, compassionate human being, regardless of their DNA. :)

Girl, wear those cute outfits for yourself. I would give an entire phalange (probably like a minor foot one) to be sitting in france at a cafe, drinking coffee and wine while wearing a fabulous flowy garment, a pair of fancy sunnies and weather appropriate shoes, alone.

I totally understand your mindset and encourage whatever choice helps restore any semblance of your sanity. May that “man” die of a slow and agonizing ailment... or two. An aside: I *DESPERATELY* wanted a girl for similar reasons. My son is ... incredible. It’s a chance to raise a good man and my son came with the…

Fucking with an ex’s stupid shit, especially stupid shit I paid for, is extremely cathartic. Immature, ridiculous, unhealthy? Sure. But so is being fucking cheated on and gaslit and walking on eggshells for years. Also recommended is to snag anything else you bought, destroy it, then act like those things never…

I’m genuinely curious about the part of the statement that claims she was standing between him and their three year old female cub, which would be a full grown breeding aged lioness by now... I’m guessing his captive brain was like “that’s female, I should fuck it” and the mother was like “over your dead body”?

no

I LOVE YOU COOKIES

Oh my god is your brain ok

“you and your husband can argue forever”

I thought that was a defining trademark of “husband” ... they make smart ones?

Exactly, and I’ll never let metal lay claim to my precious proto-punk.  

I would like to read that paper.