+1 Very Good Point

I mean me too but I’m betting you didn’t bring your toddler(s) along with you

disclaimer: this comment is meant as camaraderie, not criticism

I see you. I like it.

Please be specific: the hat should be a trilby that (t)he(y) insist(s) on calling a fedora.

Thank you! Holy shit, the “buzz kill” pissing contest in that comments section sure is something special.

Confession:  I just stole this image from here, and almost saved it as “side eye duck” to my company’s dropbox.  That’s what I get for stealing.

She hasn’t said shit about it, so we have no idea how she feels, and it bothers me because it’s my opinion that it’s - as previously stated above - controlling and disgusting, for a myriad of reasons. A “first world problem” would be me, deciding if I want to replace the TPMS in my new Volvo S80, or just leave it as…

Came here to say this.  Come on, Virginia, that’s not even a food.

WHY is nobody else squigged out by the make-up wiping thing?!?!  IT’S SO GROSS AND CONTROLLING AND I HATE IT SO MUCH

in spanish? “jajajajaja muerto”

I mean OK but Grape-nuts is the worst cereal of all time and I will die on this hill made of anything but grape-nuts

Do you need an adult daughter because I am currently holding interviews for “unhorrible parents” ... pays in adorable grandkids and griping about my husband.

Right?!  Also it’s not ok to say “nut balls” to your mother.

Fun Fact: hickeys can kill you! 

nay, an improvement!  dilly dilly!

If it’s wrong that all of this is reinforcing my decision to teach my daughter kung fu and self defense, then, I’m wrong. She will know (how) to obliterate anyone who touches her without her consent. They’re free to laugh after... if there’s anything left of them.  I realize violence is not a solution to violance, but…

Then your cup shall remain empty, my child, as not a single tear hath befallen his scripted face

I hope someone with a stronger stomach than me goes back through and counts the number of times he says “beer”

WHOA way to share personal information about your friend’s addiction problems, bus driver

He did it again.... “I thank G-God for my wife, who’s totally not divorcing me over this at all”