OMG can he shut up the fuck up already I GIVES WIMMIN JAAABZ AZ MEH SEKRETEREHHHHHSSSSS

Golly he sure does have a lot of women he’s not married to sending him texts at night to tell him how great he is! Literally zero mention of his wife thus far.  84 women!  WOW!  

He also keeps stuttering when he lies.  You’d thing a federal judge would have worse tells.

Agree - it feels manipulative like how when your gaslighting narcissistic boyfriend has to lay on the pity party wicked thick to try to get you to not leave again so he turns on the tears that never fall right before the irrational rage kicks in ... oh god, now it’s the “I drank beer so that makes me a rapist?!”…

I’m having a lot of trouble being moved by this “tears” ... you know, based on this behavior, he’s really just too emotionally hysterical to be believed.

I see he’s employed the tried and true Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me” defense strategy.

I am watching this, and it’s gutting me. But I’m going to stay here sit through it and ugly cry because I owe it to my daughter, my son and myself; so I can show them what dignity, bravery, determination, and also what fear, cowardice, manipulation, and gaslighting look like.

Dr. Ford is nothing short of an…

Am I the only one that really hates the part where he ordered her to remove her make-up, then wiped it off himself?  Like, maybe don’t, BRAD.

WHY are the flat so slippery?! I slipped down the last few stairs holding my son and was irrationally tempted to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line... then realized I was not, in fact, a debutante on the Titanic. (Context: my solution to everything I don’t like is to threaten to write a strongly…

You know they make a women’s version of this with a slight heel? Sabrina Brogue - I have them. They’re comfortable and overall just amazing.  Well worth the investment.

Right?  What if I get into an accident??

Thank you! I forgot to include my two pairs of slouchy socks in clashing colors in my outfit... we also had the car telephone, the one with a cord and zipper case that plugs into the cigarette lighter and sits on the gigantic dash of my teal chevy lumina minivan.

tampons. i forgot tampons.

No.

It goes around my waist, while wearing bermuda shorts, feathered hair, keds, a neon tank top / t-shirt from pac sun, contains a plethora of membership cards, lighters, cigarettes, both a motorola see-through pager AND an enormous cellular telephone, 3 scrunchies knotted together, gum, spare underpants, a mix tape,…

that would be “wicked homophobic” ok

oh you mean like a cardboard mattress

(i have no idea where i’m going with this)

Thank you for providing your perspective.  Sincerely.  

“Just leave!  Your atmospheric neutrino oscillations are the least interesting to look at anyway!”

4P’s in Falls Church, yes?

... right? also: (why won’t photos or links work, this is meant to be the “don’t ever be named dan” meme, did it work, i can’t see it, everything is getting dark)