Yeah I’m wondering if The Men realize that the end result of all this “regulation” is them getting laid way, way less often.

You’re talking to a dolphin, man, they don’t even have credit cards.

I support your coup!  

Also deduct from HOA fee: first aid for twisted ankle, contractor fee to repair broken steps, apology chocolates for your entire building’s inconvenience.

Yeah... I’ll still (make my husband) mow the lawn in exchange for no stupid ass HOA.

Oh god.  We have a mouse that my cats keep torturing.  Or many mice.  Who knows.  Terro works great for ants, at least it has for me.  The best thing about this house is having no HOA ... like, I understand the need for “rules” but I’m not paying for that shit unless you’re also mowing my lawn.  My next house will be…

In addition to what everyone else has said, also consider the fact that you’re solely responsible for creating the children with your body (aside from your husband’s... initial contribution), feeling like shit for potentially all 10 (yes, 10) months, potential post-partum issues, emotional changes, every issue from…

I feel this. We are just over a year into owning ours, and have also replaced all of the appliances (except the trash compactor which I won’t talk about lest I jinx it), the deck, garage door opener, removed 3 100+ year old rotted trees, and just had to put on a new roof. 20K later, we’re considering a home warranty,…

See also: Kelsey Grammar. So, so, so, so gross. Even ruined fucking Frasier by revealing (at least to me) what a festering scab of a person he’s chosen to be.

While I’m sorry you had to endure those things, this was a thing of beauty. I especially enjoyed the part about the oranges.   

[pedant]

#neverforget

Nah. You’re obviously not capable of introspection or humility, efforts are being wasted on someone being intentionally obtuse, you’re a professional projectionist, and this is not worth my time. Go away like you said you were going to. Be best.

ETA: maybe stop shaming and looking down on people who are MEDICALLY post-p…

I agree, the police easily could have walked up to her and called in an arabic speaking person like oh, I don’t know, ANY of her family members, before tasing her for existing in public and collecting fucking flowers. Literally.

That’s WONDERFUL to hear!  And it’s ok to be irritated at irritating things without throwing the entire person away.  :)  I’m really happy to hear that you had some help last night and I hope you slept like NOT a baby, because that phrase is bullshit since babies don’t sleep.  

But you were. And I’m not angry, I’m annoyed, and I’m calling attention to your avoidant behavior, suggestion that something is “about me” to deflect your choice of words in an attempt to discredit and shame me, and passive aggressive name calling. I’d normally be more diplomatic, but the point you seem to be intention…

It sounds like you have valid reasons to be upset, and I have had to remind my husband that I’d rather be alone with my children than parenting a grown man who chooses his actions and level of understanding, and who’s presence is more stressful than helpful. I hope your therapy is helpful to everyone and agree with…

Oh no!  A dismissive response that takes no responsibility for a statement you voluntarily made, shocking!  Nobody said it was “about me” but you were talking “about me” since I was one of those people who made those comments. Hopefully reading comprehension becomes one of your stronger skills in the future. Have fun…

“6am to 8am” is in no way acceptable. I hope you meant 8pm, because if not, please find someone to knock some sense into him. I’m so sorry you’re also dealing with a major loss, while trying to enjoy, learn and navigate your new life with a child. It’s easy for me to say “he needs to be more supportive” but since I…

HAHAHA oh you’re talking about me. Just trying to be helpful to a total stranger on the internet asking for advice on a social column. Glad you loved reading the comments of people who, such as yourself, (unless you’re personally friends with RenoDakota, in which case you have insight that none of the rest of us could…