bennetharrison
fheshun mawdell... knows Gianni Versace
bennetharrison

Also: CONGRATS and keep in mind, you’re still going through post-partum emotional adjustments, regardless of your mood, and those are also to be considered when assessing what’s “fair” for both parties, including yourself... I hope you have a good support network. Give yourself a break during this very (very) very

I find illustrating - and LOGGING - the basics of what is expected of him, in writing, along with a thorough explanation of “emotional labor” helps... they often have no good role model or frame of reference for their new job in life and need a few come-to-jesus moments before it sinks in... though my husband and I do

Tall woman with long hands here - anecdata confirms theory. Let’s just all wear yoga pants all the time, they can’t kick us all off the plane...

GTFOOH what wittchyer “logic” and “reason”

Seriously, leave Heihei out of this, he saved the world.

Oh, you mean like Fashionable Male? My husband insists that Casual Male was started after Mallrats came out. To him I say:

Game of Thrones. Walking Dead. Real Housewives. The Voice. Marvel movies. Breakfast. How “mature” she is “for her age”.

You are my people. I also really enjoyed the Faye / cabin in the woods series, which I believe has been optioned into a novel. For a community with almost 13 million subscribers, I hardly ever hear it mentioned!

Nay, thrice, including the excerpt.  

lie. involve your husband in the lie, lest his loyalty be tested. drive the five hours the night before, crash in a hotel, and be “sick” the next day “out of nowhere, cough cough puke wheeze, would hate to make anyone sick before a honeymoon, so regretful, et al!” ... go to the concert free of guilt, do not instagram.

an adventurous day for me involves some stripes, or contrast stitching.

also, re: neutrals - while i’m here and loudly for the folks in the back - THEY ARE “CHINOS”, NOT “KAHKIS”, “KHAKI” IS A COLOR, PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITER OK

... this recapitulation thoroughly pleases me. you have won my thanks, good sir. /dork 

Thank you for all this valuable information!  He describes himself as “non-litigious” which, lol wut, but whatever.  My “uptight hippie” of a husband is delightful, and ... 12.  Ok so are you accepting new clients because I can pay my retainer in: 1) wine, 2) jokes, 3) bad jokes

“There is no greater exercise of self determination than legally binding documents that fuck over your controlling and abusive mother after death.”

This is not wax ... how is this not wax ... I was sure this was wax .... is it wax

Kate, did you see?!   IT’S A DICK  JOKE, THEY’RE YOUR FAVORITE

... missing a detail that created a straw man, OR attempting to derail and gaslight a conversation because you’ve been called out for mansplaining breastfeeding? Just know inside that you’re a bit out of your la leche league with this one.

ugh, sorry, my links are not working today - but if you google it, it will come.

I’ve only been to the outlet once, and the physical mall stores are stupidly expensive. I’ll spend $100 on jeans, not $400. The website always has sales, I feel like such an asshole for knowing this but I prefer the Jennie Curvy Midrise Bootcut because it gives my ass room for fat days: Here! 34" Inseam, $48.98!  On