Look at all of those arcs.

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Control500 spoke to series art director Derek Watts, and he explained that it's all in the arc. There are arcs all over the goddamn place in Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3. Ships, armor, weapons, rooms. Even some whole characters, if you trace a line through them, are giant arcs with legs and calibrations to do so, sorry,…

Florida Man obtains pilot's license, immediately does what a Florida Man with a pilot's license would do.

This theme park looks suuuuuupeeerr.

You mount it on a truck so it can be used for counter-insurgency operations, where you need the capability to disable civilian vehicles quickly, without killing the occupants. So instead of having to make that awful decision of "do we open up with the .50 cal on that car with women and children in it" or "do we allow…

I heard the panel gap was pretty pathetic...typical American build quality. It even leaked fuel just sitting still.

I pressed play on the video the moment the column went up. Already had 58 replies by the time it was over. Some of those commenters were actually excited by the PT Cruiser. They will be very disappointed. However, silver lining: I know where there's one cheap. Runs OK, too.

*crosses legs*

That sounds like a tornado siren. Air raid sirens were adapted after the war as tornado sirens. Pretty common to hear that here in Kansas. They test them every Monday at noon. During a storm it signals that we need to get the video camera out and go outside.

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Next thing to learn: changing your own oil.

My dad insisted I learn how to drive a manual transmission so at this point it's second-nature to me. But Mr.Spiderweb's specially-imported Japanese SUV has the steering wheel on the other side so I had to learn how to do it right-hand-drive style as well. Everything in it is backwards, even the windshield wipers. …

My dad stuck me in the driveway - which was sloped - and told me to keep the car in one spot using only the clutch and the gas. No brakes allowed.