Ugh. Science writing on Jezebel.

I watched the ISS go by the other night.

When I was younger and my mother would bless me with a new game I would always sit in the back if the car, open up the case, smell the insides, and flick through the manual.

0-60: LMAO

Burnouts? Here are burnouts. *cough*

Dont' bring that discovette talk in here! If you have to do a C3, at least keep in pre-73. Chrome bumpers or GTFO.

When I lived in Alaska there was a hole in the garage door where you could stick a hose from the car's exhaust to the door to warm up the car indoors without killing yourself.

Once we rescued a beagle that was wandering down the street at -30 Fahrenheit, the poor pup was shivering hard. We couldn't find the owner so…

1. You're a doucher

he his his dubs, now he just needs a pair of woofers

In the US, obtaining someone's personal medical records with the intent to sell or transfer for commercial advantage, personal gain, or malicious harm can result in fines of up to $250,000 and ten years in Federal prison regardless of the unauthorized source of release. The party responsible for maintaining the…

Togepi rejects your friendship, he also said you're needy and he requires different things out of a relationship then what your dog fighting stylized life has to offer.

Dinger is the official mascot of the Colorado Rockies. He is an anthropomorphic purple triceratops. The choice of a dinosaur, specifically this type, was inspired by the discovery of a number of dinosaur fossils—most notably a 7-foot-long (2.1 m), 1,000-pound (450 kg) triceratops skull—at Coors Field during its…

Sammy Sosa: [signs bat, gives it to heckler]

"This phucker will be hearing phrom my lawyers."

Vag always wins in my haus, also.

Them and there recent hypercars are just not my thing in the looks department

I asked one of my friends to bring an extinguisher. He thought it was a prop for the video. When we finished the night and were leaving, he asked why I didn't film with it. Heh.

You shall lament that decision for the rest of your life