*1000 cars consisting of 500 varieties of Skyline, 200 varieties of Evo, 100 varieties of Civic, 100 varieties of Miata, 50 varieties of Supra, and a handful of non-Japanese cars.

FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I’LL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACE.

“Hey, baby. I hear you’re going through a rough break up. Want to grab a couple drinks and talk about it?”

So you ARE a corporate shill instead of an insecure Ferrari owner. Thanks for clearing that up.

Welcome to the Midwest, where the road salt eats cars for breakfast ever winter.

Ok, Enzo. BTW, how are you on the internet with you being, you know, dead and all?

No True Scotsman.

Jesus Christ. And I thought IL roads were bad.

What’s wrong with Live Free or Die?

That’s not a pothole; that’s a pot crater.

“Why am I here? What is my purpose? Why must I feel the pain of existence?”

The only thing I remember about the Lister Storm is it always coming in last in the GT1 class races in Gran Turismo 2.

“It’s a big V8, so it must get terrible mileage, right?”

It’s more about girth than length.

And you sound like a child who has never known what it’s like to fear for your child’s safety.

He’s a minor. There are these things called pedophiles.

For the same reason they made convertible Z06s. So they can sell more cars because they can now sell them to the poseurs too.

Not sure. Just a rando pic I found on google that kinda looks like mine.

That’s all fine and dandy when you’ve got a baby shifter, but some of us have grown-up sized shifters. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, ERIK? TELL ME!

And they had to change Nick Fury’s race to get a black person in the movie, because Fury’s white in the comics.