2/10 boobs not angular enough

A more skilled driver would be more likely to avoid it.

Don’t forget the flash hiders. Those make .223s hit like .50 BMG, you know.

Works just fine for drag racing.

“Nonsense! 13 is just getting started!”

“GPS speed was 206.9"

You don’t have to buy anything with the toy. You can just buy the toy. People do it all the time because they collect them.

Yeah the defense procurement process is sketchy as fuck. Ike tried to warn us, but we listen to him about as well as we listened to Washington about political parties.

Couldn’t find room in a wagon? Nonsense. Just throw it in the back. Cargo room shmargo room.

Thank god the A-10s got a stay of execution. Replacing them with F-35s borders on criminal negligence.

So, the Arkham series then.

If the rest of the world has caught up to you, it’s already too late. Complicated and highly advanced machines like fighters take a looong time to develop.

The F-35 is not a replacement for the F-22. It’s a replacement for the F-16. It is actually inferior to the F-22 in every way.

The B-52s were bought and paid for before many of us were even born. And they’ll still be flying when many of us are dead.

“Why can’t we just never update any of our weapons? Surely everyone who doesn’t like us will do the same! Their engineers are stupid! There’s no way they could ever figure out our superior American designs! Then we can all hold hands and sing songs since there’s no reason that disparate cultures with different…

I had one of the second gen Cavaliers (though mine was black) as my first car. 2.2L 4 cylinder making about 130ish HP and a 5 speed manual. It got great gas mileage and was surprisingly flingable.

That’s why NASCAR uses plastic film tear offs on their windshields. Rip the top one off and, boom, clean windshield.

Then why aren’t you an IndyCar driver if it’s so easy?

She’s braver than I am. Those things are terrifying.

That works too.