And then Samus and Zelda elope.

PEARL HARBOR WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Understandable. This shit pisses me off too.

Gotcha. Damn USN reusing common names for ships!

My beef was with how you labeled other human beings as being below you in worth. The “closer to lower life forms” comment is what I find abhorrent.

So you’d rather put the lives of hundreds or thousands of sailors and billions of dollars of vessel at risk rather than be disliked (gasp! the horror!)

Why hasn’t Hollywood made a Down Periscope style comedy about the Willie D yet? Get on it, Hollywood!

That’s a pretty disgusting opinion, yourself. I understand the anger with the situation, but a human being is a human being. Step back from the ledge.

We didn’t solo Japan. We got plenty of help from the ANZACs.

Everyone on the planet needs to watch this video.

An assault rifle is capable of select fire, either semi-auto (one per trigger pull) or burst (3 per trigger pull) or full auto.

“Microsoft doesn’t make any good games.”

Life has a 0% survival rate. Something will eventually kill us all.

Jezebel, Gizmodo, Fusion, and the Root are waaay off to the left, Deadspin and Kotaku are slightly to the right of them, and Jalopnik is around center, I’d say.

No, no we do not. Protecting the stupid from themselves is why we have “Caution: Hot!” labels on cups of coffee.

As does Mr. Happy Home.

You could unlock special items for you Avatar by completing certain Achievements, yes.

A Kingdom of Keflings, A World of Keflings, and Kinect Adventures all used your 360 Avatar, to name a few.

It’s because you can’t kill a 3800. Man has tried. Man has failed.

Had one of these in literal beige. It was like driving a couch and the engine was unkillable.