Now that Ford and Ferrari had their little little feud rehash last year (funny how they just so happened to be the only competitive cars last year), I’m expecting a more competitive GTLM field this year.

Gratuitous display of horsepower.

“Everyone’s got the new GT on their mind”

Good. Now I won’t have to pay extra for the privilege of having one of the most storied names in motorsports available in a damn RACING game.

Why not

Here you go. Volvo 850 BTCC

Khorne for the Khorne flakes!

Sounds like you got a bunch of douches at your screening. I took my mom to see it (she was a big fan of the 70s show with Lynda Carter) and everyone in the theatre seemed to genuinely enjoy the movie, including myself.

I guess they were expecting this version of Diana

Look at the controller ports again. That’s not a Classic.

My douchebag detector can’t measure that high.

Along with a bunch of other stuff that had nothing to do with that.

The popups put them at an aerodynamic disadvantage at Le Mans, so they had to go.

Can you get a 427 in a C7, though? No. No, you cannot.

As long as it works well on the track, I couldn’t care less.

It’s the last of the big-cube V8s, so it’ll always be special for that.

And whose name is first?

“I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, JERRY, YOU COCKSUCKER!”

Overworked and underpaid teachers being forced to quickly train every Tom, Dick, and Harriet that walks into their classroom because driving is so integral to adult life that the line between right and privilege is blurred.

I instantly thought of him when I saw the title. He’d be all over this article.