Thank god for Fast Text Speed setting.

Don’t you know there’s nothing of interest between the Appalachians and the Rockies? Nothing but cows and fields. Certainly no major metro areas.

They should still be concerned about their child “breaking” a $200 piece of electronics, even if they don’t know why it’s broken. For them to not care about shelling out another couple Benjamins shows they either don’t understand or don’t care about the value of money nor the work required to earn it. Which would not…

Sweet and salty is the best combination of flavors.

If their parents are dumb enough to just shell out another $200 for a new 3DS instead of using the experience to teach their kids not to do shit like this, they deserve it.

Fuck them. Let them buy a new 3DS. Hit them where it hurts.

You know, you don’t have to squeeze the controller like you’re trying to strangle it.

Not really. I’ve hit a deer in a vehicle equipped with deer whistles.

No more Strom Thurmonds, please.

Bragging rights.

This country has survived worse than Trump. All the Chicken Littles need to take their meds.

People get real cranky when you start talking about repealing parts of the Bill of Rights.

This might blow your mind, but there’s other, cheaper, places to live. It’s only the 2nd largest country in the world.

Space Jesus.

*wistful* I read that post in Ambassador Calyn’s voice.

What would be really cool would be if there was a premade Shepard setting.

If you expect the internet to change itself to suit you, you’re gonna have a hard time.

Sex sells.

Photography was already invented by 1892.

Just like the old days.