Your Scoobie isn’t hauling around an extra 1000 lbs of computers and gear, either.

Reading comprehension FTW.

As should your car.

“EcoBoost Ford Taurus had the quickest 0-60 run at 5.7 seconds and tied the 5.7-liter Dodge Charger for top speed at 150 MPH.”

Not defending it. Just not finding it credible.

I don’t think Obama feels threatened by some rando at a football game.

In recent memory, I’ve gotten to see my team play in 4 World Series and win 2 of them. I’m cool with them taking a break from the postseason once every 5 years.

Boston fans will never not be assholes.

Giants’ even year bullshit is dead and the Cubs are losing the Series.

He’s just doing what LaRussa used to do.

Does that mean his feathers turn orange and fall out in Autumn?

You’re supposed to dislike the heel. That’s their job.

Or just use Moonblast. Ice Beam no longer required.

Yeah, they’re great for portable gaming, but sometimes you just want to relive the old days.

Your phone can’t emulate having the actual hardware hooked up to an old CRT.

They were duplicates from his collection. He had more than one of them and got rid of the extras.

Electronic fuel injection on a pickup truck wasn’t a given in the 80s.

That one means you have to replace the entire fuel system.

Pete. Kozma.

Your stereo or GPS aren’t essential to the car moving under its own power.