There’s a certain group of ‘owners’ in the Midwest that won’t stop screaming about the physics of a coin flip.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

The coaches shouldn’t be penalized. They told both their teams to beat the other on the scoreboard, not physically. Unfortunately, patience runs thin when the game is in quadruple overtime and the teams are deadlocked at six apiece.

Patriots defeat KC 27-20. ‘n case that should be reported on deadspin. Unsure.

Dude, save some of that amazing vitriol for David Vitter.

Mays and Barnwell’s barely veiled dislike for one another finally spilled over into overt physical violence?

The extended ad readings were the most ridiculous thing, like a millionaire out on a street corner with a cup in his hand. The issue wasn’t even criticizing Goodell. As he said, Charles Pierce got away with it just fine. The issue was insulting him in a way that didn’t raise the level of discourse. Simmons had written…

Nice! way to hate on a city because they were subject to a terrorist attack. you are a classy guy!

I submit, for your consideration, the Rochester NY staple: garbage plate

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.

Speaking as a self-congratulitary Oregonian, I protest the assertion that we are self-promoting pompous vegan-loving hippies with no free time on our hands. In fact, I have a good six-minutes unaccounted for to congratulate myself on my Marionberry pie, (which I've have no input on or affiliation with, but don't judge…

Jesus Mary Joseph. So many people took this so seriously and got offended. It's a joke, it's not meant to be accurate, it's on the Gawker network for Dog's sake, and its not about you and your state. Except Nevada. If you're from Nevada it's totally about you.

Really with this shit? I lived in NYC for several years, and I'm calling bull. I can't tell you how many times a friend would breathlessly tell me I had to go to Totonno's/Sal and Carmine's/Grimaldi's/Patsy's/whatever, because "It's the best pizza you'll ever have," and then I'd go, and without fail, it would be…

Marsmallow Fluff was invented in Somerville, Massachusetts, and is good and proper food.

One night, I was in New Orleans partying. I lived in NYC at the time, so of course on my way home I craved pizza. I stopped at some pizza place off of Bourbon. I bought a slice. I took a bite. I HATED THE WORLD.

Saying all we do to real maple syrup is boil it is like saying all they do to make gasoline is boil dead dinosaurs. getting the sap itself is not an easy process and as for the boiling, there is an art to doing it right and it takes DAYS to do. also all you pussies who prefer that grade A fancy crap are being…

I love it when New Yorkers default to the whole "that's not pizza" argument. You have everything else. Just let us have our pizza. It's better. Even people from NYC that come here generally think so. You have everything else! IS IT EVER ENOUGH?

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.