Hello VW,

SEAT and Skoda models often look very nice, and are priced very reasonably. I would like them sold in America. If you sell the SEAT Leon ST Cupra or the Skoda Octavia VRS wagon here, I will (actually, genuinely) buy one.

Love,

An American who is tired of not getting cool cheap cars

I see. You just wanted to shit on AOC with some nonsense. Got it.

No, you just failed to understand it again. Loudly.

The way you inserted AOC into this conversation, specifically to rant against her policies, tells me more about you (and that you likely walk around with a raging -”Durrr, Libtards, durr” boner 24/7) than it does anything else. Let alone convinces me that their might be a crumb of validity to your position.

What about a Ground Stop?

Are you kidding? Our new Constitution will be written in 140-character segments by our very smart, very healthy leader.

“Ain’t got no trunk. Weird.”

“We’ve never misled a market before” - same VW business analysts with editors correction

The V10 Tourareg and the W12 Phaeton are two of my sick desires. Maybe as a more reasonable hobby I’ll take up cocaine.

Why are you comparing V6 and V8 engines designed for speed to a little 4-cyl diesel designed for economy?

After spending 5 minutes on Twitter:

Every day I pray for this outcome

Can we just get rid of twitter? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity. 

You sad fool. So you drove one poorly calibrated, small engine volvo diesel and want to cast aspersions on all of them?

“We’ve never misread a market before” - same VW business analysts

Round Jetta = Beetle

So it’s basically what all non-VW people in the US have believed all along.

“This should work.” - VW business analysts

Had one, the low fuel chime is the same sound as check engine chime... Talk about making your stomach drop.

here’s a surprise, I’m not really feeling it. If I want a cabrio M5 I want all 4 doors please. I want that landau look with the top up. I wanna look like the fuckin KING of Del Boca Vista