It was obviously the government.

Now it’s all over the road... and the roof, and the street lights, and the park 3 blocks away...

I’m kicking myself for not taking a better photo of my car but I had a blast with the Lexus LX450 owner I was parked next to, pretty much sold me on finding one myself!

Investigators found a message chicken-scratched across some of the wreckage:

Oh, it’s across the road now, way across the road...

Fire officials suspect a faulty propane tank was to blame,

I thought only Taco Bell served explosive food.

I was about to respond with “what the hell is the taco for?” and then looked at the context of the other two and figured it out and...well...comparing it to a taco just solidifies why I swing for the other team...

Sigh. The point is that whether we are adding proto-writing or post-writing symbols, they are both gibberish outside their time/ intended purpose, and either one is an obstacle to effective communication. No star for the pedantics.

That will be fun, don’t worry

You can get a base model Colorado with a 6 speed manual for less than $20k. It might only be a 4 banger but it's rated to tow 7000lbs

So, are you asking a fucking question or are you clutching your fucking pearls?

Calm the fuck down.

“How can I get the kids to stop using the F-bomb when it’s everywhere we look.”

That was a pretty fucking nasty reply. What the fuck ,man? 

I like it. Europeans like it. Guess that’s the good thing about opinions, huh?

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Looks better without the rear window covers

I’m in a bus