I always went skiing with my old Land Cruiser or my mom’s X5. These split gates make super useful exterior benches for putting on ski gear in the parking lot without tearing up your interior also super useful for loading heavy equipment in the rear

I had one as a rental once. Getting hit in the balls is more pleasant than driving one of these.

This this better?

Major differences. GX is full Prado.

The GX needs an interior refresh badly

The better Toyota SUV feature is the split rear hatch on the Land Cruiser. It’s the thing I miss most about the one we sold.

No one said Toyota invented it, rather that they’re about the only SUV that has it.

Some offroad shops are starting to make bumpers/racks for the GX which is awesome. It’s basically a nicer 4 runner with a v8!

Well, maybe he died quietly, like my grandpa.  Not screaming like the other passengers in the car.

They say it’s not the destination that matters. But it turns out, it’s not the journey either.

The 4Runner love is insane too. A used GX is a screaming bargain and you get a better platform.

Post it on Craigslist.  You’ll get plenty of people offering you an old Huffy bicycle, a used tampon, and $50 for it.

Sigh.  My Dodge Journey never makes this list.  I thought that car salesman was full of sh!t when he said I’d still have negative equity even if I had title-in-hand, but maybe he was just being...honest?

At least that’s quieter than a Harley’s stupid ass exhaust.

Dear Harley,

Harley Davidson has spent, at minimum, the last 50 years making subpar products and riding their brand name and the outlaw image sold to middle aged middle/upper class men who want to “rebel” against their office job. It’s bullshit and always has been, and the younger generation doesn’t feel the need to rebel in such…

But they owned the libs, they owned them real good !

Harley’s biggest fan base voted for the policies that are helping to kill it and I could not be lol’ing any harder.

“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” *brub brub brub brub brub*

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

I’m starting a real estate business selling foreclosures to meth manufacturers. This car will give me the professional persona I need.