Prediction: ICE will still be 95% of the market in 2020, and a whole lot of people will pay $35K for anything that says Mercedes on it.

So then they want to trade out of it, not understanding what “negative equity” means, then get upset because “How can it be worth so little, it’s a Mercedes, it’s only a year old, you’re trying to screw me over.”

Dude, I would totally love a Stinger or even a G70 wagon.

A friend of a friend charges $250/hour to stick his fist up your ass until you climax. He’s succeeded at cultivating a desired skill. You can do the same.

Reporting for duty

The CLA:  the buy-in makes people think “why should I buy a Camry when the payments on this are the same?”  Then the first scheduled maintenance happens...

Nailed it Torch! Driving with my wife the other day, she spots one of these and says “hey, what car is that?”

The CLA45 AMG, I believe someone here said “that time when Mercedes Benz decided to build a Lancer Evolution”

This is the most Alabama thing I’ve heard since Judge Perv almost won a Senate seat.

Aw, but so was gonna take my cat out!

There are places that will finance classic and collector cars. I wonder if that’s not general knowledge and perhaps something we should bring up here on Jalopnik?

Have you considered making more money? Or another plan would aim to be less poor.

Confessions + having the murder weapon at his apartment?

I hope all the activists and protesters that were out there looking for justice are going to continue to follow the case and demand justice at the suspects hearings etc.

I love that she has the guts to clap back at these blowhards but is doing it in a way that is not calling them liars, sexists or alarmists, but by basically calling them idiots and making them prove their knowledge. I don’t think a lot of our politicians really know their stuff when it comes to constitutional law, tax…

It’s not possible to be embarrassed when you’re dead.

I kinda wish the TSA would be organized about this and ALL of them stop showing up. That would have a devastating effect. There’s got to be a way to force the toddler-in-chief’s hand (or, that of his GOP minders), and instigating a crippling global air travel clusterf*ck would be the way to do it.

It’s more a trade from the unsafe and unreliable vintage cars than swapping a 2018 model for this thing. It’s a weekend cruiser for most, not a daily driver.

Life is more exciting when you take risks anyway. 

Okay, now I’m officially confused. How have we gone from ‘White man in his 30s or 40s’ to ‘20 year old black male’? I mean, there’s nobody that’s going to confuse me for Lady Merc’s little cousin, so how’d this shit happen?

Wait... you’re telling me that it’s possible to deal with a big threatening person, who might be high on drugs, without killing them? You mean to tell me that this situation was dealt with accordingly, and that accordingly doesn’t have to include death?