The trouble started, the couple said, when their 10-year-old son was nearly hit by one of the vehicles while he was playing in a nearby cul-de-sac.

Some may (literally) beg to differ.

Yeah, my father and I are trying to figure out how PVC pipe supposed to be intimidating.

The trouble started, the couple said, when their 10-year-old son was nearly hit by one of the vehicles while he was playing in a nearby cul-de-sac.

waving a PVC pipe at the operator

“The trouble started, the couple said, when their 10-year-old son was nearly hit by one of the vehicles while he was playing in a nearby cul-de-sac.”

I wanna program one to crawl on top of BroDozers that park in e-charge parking spots. Like a terror piggyback.

”About six motorcycles.”

When you say “about” before your fleet total, you know it’s bad.

The fact that the ruined 300SL could go for over a million is a disgrace. And that lone Mustang is like a Crossfitter that snuck into a gala opening after his gym sesh’.

The beauty of cutting valve stems is that the dollar value of the property damage remains in the lower misdemeanor ranges. 

I’d say it’s a 50/50% chance at best. Yeah, there are a lot of rednecks looking for a fight, but many of them wouldn’t have a clue what to do if actually confronted.

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well. 

All good suggestions, but my personal favorite car that can be imported in 2019 is the ‘94 Daihatsu Midget. Everything about it is simply awesome.

And a warning that he should have been stopped by any means necessary before he destroyed BMW styling.

Okay but does anyone else want one of these?

ST205 Celica GT-Four

No.

$60k exotic with a vinyl wrap, NY plates, listed on a NJ Craigslist, and pictures taken in a strip mall?