This was absolutely the first thing that came to mind.. Shortly after: ONLY TWO BOTTLES OF WINE???

The real reason “he’ll be able to exit the barrel to swim”.

Seriously. Get with the times.

By mid level villain, you really mean like a washed up ex high school football player having a midlife crisis? Napolean Dynamite’s uncle comes to mind.

They’re really cool looking

Don’t lump the respectable 90s Maximas in with the crap they sell today.

To be fair, I wasn’t trying to help.

NOT HELPING

In his bucket.

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

He wants something that lasts 10 years not 10 months.

today i learnt its completely impossible to make jokes round here without someone taking it seriously

Which truck was yours in yesterdays article?

and that coal miners... is why you no have jobs

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

What problem are you having? I am no longer able to see names or click on things in my notification drop down in the upper right. I have to go to my profile page to see what’s going on, like some kind of animal.

I was ready to get one of these as a company car for my business. Right mix between quirkyness and practicality. Called the dealership and they tell me that there is a waiting list until August 2020!

Fuck, that looks more appealing than the Gladiator. Easy thing to say, but just look at it! They nailed the whole package with the pickup. I’d absolutely buy that.

I 100% agree with this sentiment but... it’s sooo cute!  and if I were retired and lived in one of those golf-cart communities I would totally buy this and terrorize the other retirees