That’s because everything else on that car is misproportioned.

It’s certainly a Thing with the Thai military.

In my head I heard “let’s get it ooon” in the voice of Marvin Gaye.

Eh, fuck them. Hook’em up and drag their ass out of the spot, then if they want to fight, go find find an empty stretch of pavement, drag their ass a whole different way, showing them what torque really is.

Truck bro vs tech bro. Let’s get it on.

“The Real Crime”

This is for broskis who still wear bedazzled jeans and Affliction shirts and have a monthly budget for Axe body spray and think that $130k a year puts them in the 1%. “Look at the dumb shit I can blow my money on!”

I would keep them contained in Alaska.

Personally, I’d encourage trophy hunters to go after them... I mean towards the trucks, not the people.

Say you’re shipping them to Guam, but then just sink the cargo ship with all aboard.

I’ve always thought it tragic that native born people can’t be deported. If I was emperor, I’d allow a 1.5 to 1 swap.

One day, when I’m president, we’ll ship every bro truck owner and stance driver to Guam.

Figure out what the hell you want it to do, and build it to do that.  Do, or do not.  There is no try.

Rubicon (You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means)

CP

buy this used jeep for the price of a new jeep

Kinda buried the lede there.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.