I just like to have my time in my space.

The last place I lived, the state maintained 2 lane highways where as ALL of the county roads were dirt and gravel. Some even traversed shallow “creeks” that would become treacherous after a moderate rain storm, and full on dangerous after a heavy rain.

So which one is pictured at the top, the Versa or the Sentra? Not that it really matters, it could be a Maxima since they all look the same. 

Hey B.....where are you and the Mrs. B. Gonna poop?

How did he get a 1999 into the states?

Either the Caddy dealership in Naperville have already moved one, or this has been on sale for at least a year, maybe two. 

How do you intend on enjoying those cool rear seat features? Are you having another Jalopnik writer drive you around while you play with the toys, or are you leaving it running on the mean streets on NYC while you plop into the back seats like an Alabama gymnast after locking the doors?

The pleasure is the pain.

I just looked on Autotrader for the hell of it. First result was a 2019 fully loaded “one owner” with backup camera! Only $23k.

I used to ride in the back seat of my Mom’s BF’s 928. Granted I was 9 or so, but still.

Are you sure it wasn’t an Enterprise lot attached to the Hyundai dealership?

An Xterra could give the illusion of the all important “active lifestyle” with the early 4cyl, 2wd models, while providing the people with active lifestyles the real benefits with the SC 4x4's.

the new one reminds me of this:

I like a man with a Jimmy Dean pork sausage in his pants.

Nothing quite says “Look at me, I’m hip and sex” on a car like a light up emblem.

Hell, my 1.0 liter, 3cyl turbo makes more than this (barely). 

Big whoop. They taught my step mother how drive in a similar fashion using a jug of Ernest and Julio Gallo wine instead of a fruit loop years ago.

I think he says “oh, that’s not good” when he lands on the Explorer.

Most modern limos and RVs have 1 thing in common: they all look like strip clubs on wheels. That Prevost is really tastefully put together, well, except for that glowing sink thing.

Dear Christ you are thick (I thought your name was SamJam12, but you keep signing off with this),