Welcome to the Short Shift, a feature I do whenever I feel like it, where I list my Hot Takes based on TMS.

Been saying this for ages.

I call BS on the operating costs of the Alfa. There is no way that thing isn’t spending half the year in the shop. It’s fuel costs are likely half of whats being used.

I was going to say the Weber 22" but I love me Weber 22" Performer. it gives you some prep space.

I was going to say the Weber 22" but I love me Weber 22" Performer. it gives you some prep space.

As an owner of a 2012 Ford Focus I say yes, avoid that first year at all costs. Also as the owner of a 2012 Ford Focus I say dont buy a car new...or a Focus.

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

I believe it is called Belize Blue. It is quite rad.

What is that blue called?  Quite striking! 

I just want xenons, a moonroof, and a screen bigger than my Iphone!

I know right. 

welcome back

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

I think I can top EVERYONE... I had my 1996 Pontiac Grand Am(first car) painted Viper Bright Yellow from Maaco when I was 16............... They only painted the exterior, so door jams, under the hood, trunk, etc were all this horrendous shade of green. Oh, and I put Cartman and Stan Southpark masks on the headrests.…

David, how can you warm your cars up if they won’t start ?

Your parents, because you use their cable login.

I like Kristen’s style. I’m not sure how it looks “ridiculous” - they’re just words.

Lol fuck you

He added that intake tract as a meager attempt to fool people, it’s decorative. In fact, you can see in the picture where the actual intake is (short aluminum tube that he stuck inside the black PVC tube running to the back of the supercharger). There’s nothing underneath the supercharger platform. Also, here’s…

Is nobody going to comment that this car is clearly NOT supercharged? It’s decorative, and apparently the car also now no longer has A/C as the A/C pulley has been re-purposed to “drive” the fake supercharger.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.