YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!!!

Still a smoother throwing motion and quicker release than Tim Tebow.

You see hustle plays like this in just about every game(not always this thrilling, though). Sure, the a lot of internet blogs would have you believe that every single game is a nonstop flop-fest, but as with a lot of stuff on the net, that is untrue.

So...your logic here is that because you personally don't have a huge appetite for soccer, by extension, the rest of America must not as well? Either you think so highly of yourself that you are an appropriate representation of America or you have the worst logic skills of any person I've ever seen.

You seem to care about it quite a bit.

Ties in the NFL, real or fake?

i don't have a dog in this fight but that block on green was absolutely a foul; bosh more or less body-checked him

I love that the comments complain about Donaghy analyzing the refing. He was a good ref, it's not like he was kicked out because he stunk at his job. Not saying he's not a shitty guy, but his analysis is good, and it gives insight into what refs actually do. This isn't like Holtz writing about enunciation, this is…

I dunno. She got the phrase, "create jobs," in there. Pretty much makes her qualified for Congress.

If you were watching the game when he said "soccered", you would know he was referring to an instance where a player passed the puck by kicking it, much like in the game of soccer. Seems like an appropriate description to me.

Yes, even Weird Al Yankovic knocked it out of the park once or twice.

Adam Rosales; "Oh shit, was it my job to tell him to slide there?"

just get up and mow the lawn you fat ass. the point is your wife shouldn't have to tell you, you should fucking know. just like these morons, BUT even after prompting they fight back.

What exactly makes this joke more offensive than the story it's parodying? That there is more than one slur in it? That one of those slurs is offensive to more people than "Redskin"?

Right, George Marshall, who was the league's leading voice against allowing black players, refused to integrate his team until he was forced to by the federal government in 1963, and specified in his will that none of the money from his foundation go to “any purpose which supports or employs the principle of racial…

If everyone just stopped calling racists "racists," there would be no racism.

"I firmly stand by the Commissioner on this issue."

Wait...racism is still around because people are pointing out racism? Huh?

Yeah, this is basically it in a nutshell. I'd watch five minutes of a baseball game whether that took 3 innings or five pitches, because that's right around my maximum interest level in baseball.

If people sang this at a reasonable speed the lyrical mistakes might not stand out so badly.