Some rich motherfuckers stay rich or get richer because they never spend a dime of their own goddamned money. Not all of them. Many are very philanthropic — and as has already been proven, Trump is not.

These products seem straight up dangerous to me.

We are all General Kelly.

So he’s more sure he’s going to be impeached than he is going to run for re-election. Yeah, we are in agreement about that.

As soon as he began his “Trump 2020" rallies, it was clear that they were staged to raise legal defense funding. It will be interesting to see who the actual beneficiaries of these funds will be. If past is prologue, watch Trump keep it all as his enablers all run away from this White House.

Puzzling over whether Trump is more compelled by money or adulation.

Clutch comma.

Yeah, I just cannot help but think that one day, Ellen surprises a guest, and immediately thereafter receives a surprise worker’s comp suit:

All these product concepts seem good for is generating cash.

How about his brother, Poundfoolish?

I just shuddered. I had a girlfriend in college who straight up said “NOPE” when I told her I was breaking up with her. When I repeated myself, she calmly walked into the kitchen, grabbed some heavy duty scissors and some cooking oil and proceeded to go through my closet - IN FRONT OF ME - and start taking apart my…

And even people who hate her still voted for her because of the alternative... and they still get blamed for not supporting her enough.

.........I’m glad Matt lost his hair.......

If I may add, expecting any semblance of actual journalism from paid and shameless shills like Lauer is like peering up a hog’s ass, hoping to find a ham sandwich.

Hm. Interesting lack of comma, there.

If I had to guess, it’s probably some combination of video games, social media, and Netflix.

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

Dem’s crying out that we just need to get more wonky and policy oriented is a great strategy to loose elections over and over.

My alma mater recently sent the right kind of message to incoming freshmen O_O