I guess when you work with a bunch of dishonest cutthroat sadists, there’s slightly less cooperation.

To be fair, I’ve done this before. Don’t you ever put on two different shoes to see which will go better with your outfit and then get distracted and forget? Same with earrings.

I know; he’s downright bashful. For context:

I think one is actually a medical boot, but I didn’t know that when I posted this earlier. I mean, is it really unbelievable that he’s that out of sorts? Not really, imo.

I thought it was almost endearing when he accidentally wore two different shoes Monday. Buddy is LOSING it.

We took off before most of the madness this year, but saw Krewe de Vieux and Chewbacchus parades. The level of subversiveness and creativity involved in both the costumes and floats was off the chain. Recurring themes of Trump being ass-fucked and peed on, for sure. Fabulous.

The alpha and omega of carnivals.

The liquor aisle being #1 is the only part of the ranking he got correct. Produce last? Pfft. Need I remind everyone that produce isle is the cornucopia of fresh colorful deliciousness, whereas the rest of the store is packages with pictures of fresh colorful deliciousness? Cereal, aisle before cheese? Before…

The kicker? He doesn’t even pay for his own phone;

As is generally the case, it’s far cheaper if you buy whole animals, and learn how to use all the unusual cuts. You can end up with cheaper AND more humane AND higher quality meat, though there’s an inconvenience factor when you don’t buy meat by the serving on a little plastic wrapped foam tray. It takes some…

I’d totally pay premium prices at an exploitation-free grocery store. If I could be sure that workers and the environment and food animals weren’t being exploited I would pay significantly more money, personally. I used to live in rural Canada so I could source a huge proportion of my food directly from fisheries and…

There are so many logical contortions and so much wishful thinking in this post that I can’t even begin to address it. You are fooling yourself. Long story short, Bernie Sanders has nothing to do with the Supreme Court vacancy and his role in the progressive movement is roughly opposite to the one you supposedly…

Nobody is claiming that Republican obstructionism isn’t to blame for where we are.

If you’re going to blame the situation with the Supreme court on the failure of democrats to win the election- which by the way makes no sense because the frankly racist obstructionist stance of the GOP toward Obama preceded it- it’s about as logical to singularly blame a candidate who failed to win the democratic…

Wow, that’s... an incredibly tenuous thread of causality you got there. Why not blame the obstructionist republican congress, who are directly responsible for refusing to even consider Garland? Talk about “antipathy”.... 

The department of homeland security just recently released a report indicating that country of origin is a poor indicator for someone’s likelihood of becoming radicalized and committing a terrorist attack, which means this ban is pretty useless no matter which countries are on the list. I mean, apart from being cruel…

No: I agree with your assessment of the situation on the SC, I just don’t follow how that involves or implicates Sanders. There’s no reason to be an asshole, I’m asking a simple question as simply and directly as I can.

It’s not a simple process, and not every state allows it. The laws concerning trans citizens’ rights are a hodgepodge of inconsistent and conflicting state laws and anti-civil rights bills currently in state legislatures. That’s why it would have been good for the Supreme Court to make a clear and final ruling on this…

This is your weekly reminder that Bernie Sanders fucked the progressive movement for the next generation.

Grimm’s name is legally changed, so maybe his birth certificate was also changed at the same time.