Steadicam or similar stabilizer system, plus - I'm guessing - an assistant to help you walk forwards and back and not trip over anything or get run into.

Helly Kitty might be a bit overdone, a bit cliché, but it's still better than the tiresome dick-measuring contest that is the world of bro trucks. Yes, I'm generalizing. No, I don't care. And yes, my daughter would love it if our car was pink and covered in Hello Kitty, so it was any easy vote.

These models are impressive to look at, but I'd really like to see one that was weighted to scale (or at least, close). The movements are too sudden and wiggly because the vehicles are too light: instead of getting suspension compression over bumps, the whole vehicle just sort of tips over a bit.

Saying that it's the "least-hideous Mansory" is like saying you found the "best place to get stabbed in". It's still awful.

I had the exact same thought. Are all LMP1 cars really that small? They looks so much bigger on the tee-vee...

I got it, thanks!

Can someone please explain what GAP insurance is? Thanks!

The French word for "volts" is "volts". You were expecting the gauge to read "Le volt", perhaps? :)

I grew up in a farming family in Canda where we got lots of snow as well. Our farm truck was RWD. On my grandfather's farm, there were more RWD pickups than 4WD. Also, we had tractors, so snow didn't necessarily mean problems.

Because 4wd doesn't help when carrying a load and pulling a trailer? Because it costs more? Because it adds weight and complexity? Because you're a contractor/worker/hauler in a major metropolitan area and will never take your vehicle off-road? Sometimes, it's simply not necessary.

577 horsepower, 590 pound feet of torque, snow tires, and no burnouts? With all that power you should be able to light up all 4, at least for a bit... No?

Excellent roundup!

This is the recommended procedure for pulling a Corvette out of the ditch? No tow hooks?

Hey, look, it's not like I'll be crashing a Jaguar that I spent my own money on, so why would I care?

Hmm, it's an easy train ride from my place to your place... I'll bring beer.

People actually do this? Idiots.

I'm sure that if you can afford to buy this car, you can afford to pay Brabus NOT to put on the fins.

This photo comes via Carscoops, who says the image is official. What do you think?

Neutral: Tired Of Being In The Grey? Do a text annotation reply to this article and explain what an ATS or Escalade Vsport model might be like and I'll try to "follow" you for Jalopnik so you're no longer in the review box.

Maybe he saw the wreck and slowed down in case someone needed help?