2016 is the year we realized that Biff still has the Sports Almanac.

if you have to ask you might be a piece of garbage in that trashfire

Time traveler here. If you thought 2016 was bad, hoo boy. Good luck, guys.

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

Ironically, I think an apocalypse is the only thing at this point which would make life worth living for me.

“The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow - a nice, warm, vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon, it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travellers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed West. What we were after now was the old…

Right? I literally just looked at her picture and could not tell you what she looks like other than being blond and white. Her face is entirely forgettable.

I didn’t know it was supposed to be Brit until I read ur comment (yes I read the article even but I’m tired as fuck). Anyway I thought it was Tara Reid

they were probably too chicken to sea that air.

That girl doesn’t look like anybody. Hell, she doesn’t even look like herself, she’s that blank.

Why not a giant ass motorcycle?

Here’s my take:

offer significant other a controller, fire up rayman legends, the end 😎

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

He was saying Elephant Shoe.... what are yall going on about

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

Wheres The Chapstick?