I bought one of these but I wasn't able to pick it up.

@Superfast: Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

In other news, jerking off doesn't actually make you go blind.

Cufflinks are incredibly easy to make. Here's a pair I whipped up last year.

@HumanAbyss: I was the same way. But eventually I realized I didn't want to do it anymore, so I quit. I had tried quitting before but it never stuck. This time though I was doing it for myself so I've had an easier time.

@improprietary: Netflix, mostly. Rubik's Cubes would have probably pushed me back to smoking from the stress. Haha.

@improprietary: Thanks. The hardest part is at work because I have a lot of downtime and thus opportunity to smoke. But I've been good about it.

@Shippoyasha: That's what Kevin Smith is trying to do with his next movie, Red State. [www.coopersdell.com]

Coincidentally, today is exactly one month since I quit smoking.

That that, Hindenburg!

I'm not sold on the idea, but I'll wait to see it in action before passing final judgement.

@Dan: Yeah, I don't like that either.

Maybe I'm in the minority on this, but I don't care for instant previews at all.

Well, we know for a fact that it's not a truck.

Thor just couldn't take Hephaestus's shit anymore.

@2 replies: A whole shelf is a little excessive for the Wii bar. Unless you have a super thin tv, it will probably stay up there just fine on it's own.

One can between the two of them? Obviously there were other factors at work here besides the Four Loko.

Oh God my eyes.

What a brilliant feature. I'm sure there's an iPhone app for that, but that's not nearly as convenient.

@Dacker: I'm one of the few people who actually doesn't mind jury duty. I served on a meth-smuggling case about a year and a half ago. It was pretty interesting.