By now I just hope it happens so everyone will shut the hell up about it already.

And for 99c you can get a guy to come over and flip the table.

Why the fuck would anyone wear these? At first I thought the screens were inside the lenses (which is kinda cool, I guess), but now I'm getting the impression that they display outwardly.

Because someone stole their eggs.

So that's what's going on in Arkansas...

I was reading one of their pamphlets before and as an "intellectual," it was maddening. They were spouting off all this gibberish that SOUNDS scientific to the uninformed, but in context means absolutely nothing. Crap about how the hologram has algorithms and frequencies that react with your body's energy and blah…

Nothing will ever compete with Vinnie Vole's Existential Nightmare.

Please tell me that ball was dropped in free-fall and she didn't survive the incident.

@CrispyAardvark: That's what the Force is for.

Apple knew you'd have a hangover this morning so they didn't want to bother you with incessant alarms. Quite considerate of them.

Oh, I was expecting this.

I've been itching for a 4.2 jailbreak (mostly for cutom text alerts), but I think I'll hold out a little bit longer.

Oh cool, leaderboards.

@B-ryon: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I first played it about a year ago then didn't hear anything for the longest time. But suddenly it's like it's everywhere again.

Holy shit, I want those Pokeball Chupa-Chups. I love those things.

There used to be an awesome video of a guy doing the "knee run" set to Don't Stop Me Now. But I can't find it anymore.

@TheGreatGouki: Because the game was based on "Pryde of the X-Men," which didn't feature Jubilee.

I'm a cyclist, and it's true that a large number of drivers don't give us the proper attention thus putting us in danger.

Damn, I thought this was about the Time Lords...

What perfect timing for that "The TSA is Fucking Useless" paper that I have to turn in on Monday.