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Benguin the Albatross
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Now even easier to take pictures of your naughty bits.

Probably because your eyes are going to be so blurry you're not going to be able to tell the difference.

So that's a shitty thing to do and all, but how stupid (or desperate to get into a clan) do you have to be to believe that you need to take a picture of your junk?

You're forgetting the key step: drop them on the floor. Add spit to taste.

That looks less Wayne Enterprises and more Aperture Science.

Adam Carolla has a classic rant about toaster technology. He goes on about how everything around us has changed, but the inside of a toaster is exactly the same as it's always been.

How ironic. If you think about it, a saw is really the opposite of a sewing machine.

The way the first picture is shot actually makes it looks like a screenshot from the game. I think it's the lighting.

@That mop mutant: So what you're saying is... Living tissue over metal endoskeleton?

I was in Best Buy the other day and one of the 3D TVs they had set up was playing beach volleyball.

And as per usual, Winston is conveniently ignored.

@solar_tf: So then is it "Nuh-tall" or "Nay-til?"

Wait... I thought it WAS supposed to be "Nuh-tall" as in named after a place and not natal like birth.

@Hami83: Ah, good point. I forgot about Natal. Thanks.

@Caddyskack: I think it is. And I hate to break it to him, but there's no sailboat in Mario Land either...

Those Kevin Butler ads are usually pretty funny (and this one wasn't so bad), but did he really just imply that the Wii remote doesn't have buttons? Because last I checked it did...

I always liked the idea of a closed off patio. It's like being inside and outside at the same time.

I'm surprised how many people hadn't thought of the blender tip before. It was the first thing I thought to do the first time I used a blender by myself when I was about 10 or so.