The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

I’d love to know what instigated the fight, but I imagine it wasn’t hockey related. I have a hard time believing that anyone cares enough about the Blue Jackets to physically fight over them.

“it’s an abject lesson to always read emails from the people who can ruin your life.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I could raise more money from Columbus residents to keep the Browns out of the city.

I’m so glad the Kings got Jeff Carter for one of those boobs playing D.

Well, in the past you have failed to support one team adequately to keep it from moving at least twice. So I am sure that supporting two teams will be no problem whatsoever.

The fact they didn’t choose the Raiders seems to me like it will bone them the hardest. Nobody was an LA Rams fan... I’m from LA and most of my friends either like a random team from their childhood (Cowboys, Packers, Broncos) or they still bleed Silver and Black. Nobody gives a shit about the Chargers or the Rams.

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”

Screw the haters. I’m Mexican as can be, and there’s nothing I love more than a good tripa or lengua taco from a tacqueria, but I looooove me some Chipotle regardless because it’s fucking delicious, that’s why.

If “gastrointestinal problems” are the only symptoms of E.Coli, Chipotle has given it to me for years now

Are you telling me you’ve never observed aggressive behavior in females before?
Ever been to a shoe sale?

Does youtube have some kind of algorithm to know when to insert advertisements in videos? It seems that they almost always appear when the video is at crucial moments. In this case, just when the explosion starts during the replay(for me, not sure if it’s the same for everyone). The explosion is quite astonishing…

(Read to the end) I’m currently 31 and a year into so-far unsuccessful colon cancer treatment. I actually start low-dose chemo and radiation in approximately 9 hours and have to go to work afterwords. I went through seven rounds of some pretty damn heavy duty chemo earlier in the year, and had to work through it all,…

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.