George Carlin answered this years ago.

I probably wouldn’t get upset but that doesn’t make it right.

Stef,

I voted crack pipe.

Jalopnik is not immune from internet posers. They’re the ones who spend 3 years on one project car then brag about mechanical aptitude or have never wrenched but read hot rod mags and give mechanical advice online.

Right on man!

Dave can’t weld.

Some of us live on a budget.

I had to go with crack pipe.