Oh, goddamn, this is so embarrassing.

It's not called jackfruit for nothing.

I’ll try it as long as Petchesky doesn’t stick his dick in it first.

*Bowlfish

Hootie and the Blow.

Book learnin is a sin!

Is that how the villain plot line in that movie ended up being utter garbage? Because god damn it was SO bad. Iron Man 3 is the reason I wont watch anymore superhero movies.

Wait, she suplexed them? Isn’t she supposed to be eviscerating them? Gah! Women these days!

Yes, exactly like this take. Thank you for the example.

Cologne.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

Wait, can we talk about Barry’s arms? They’re hairy as fuck below the elbow, but baby-butt smooth above? What?

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

Deadspin’s whole schtick is about being one giant prickly asshole so of course you have a problem with someone else who is.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the hell are you talking about? They’re talking about men with cancer and veterans who had their junk blown off in combat and other people who have been in disfiguring accidents. Not dudes who were injured by an attempted assault victim.

UPDATE:

I guess you didn’t finish reading the reddit thread. Apparently this is in line with the type of humor the station regularly engages in. For example, here’s the same anchor and meteorologist:

1) Russell Wilson gave a very good speech

Goose Gossage is on deadspin. Yesssss!