Giri, you seem like a nice enough guy, so don’t take this too personally. This is terrible advice. Just not doing it for me. Leave the stupid food ideas to HamNo.

Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

Thank you Thank you Thank you.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

+1 hat size

Skipped all the way down here just to mention that I don’t care about the NHL and it’s boring. See you later.

+1 catfish

That player pulls the ultimate little brother move right there. WE KNOW THAT SHIT DOESN’T HURT THAT BAD

That’s a great point.

Is it still racist to not actively root for Cam Newton?

Amen. Amen

This is so, so accurate. Its legit painful to watch. Nice guys don’t finish last, creepy/boring/socially unobservant ones do.

I’m a nice guy. I am married. I have never hurt a women who has shown any hesitance in my advances. Screw this guy.

Good Michael Redd reference, I always forget about that dude, but he slayed in Bejing.

I haven’t read the unwritten rules in a while- but this much enjoyment is whats ruining our game. That and bat spins, you damn commies.

9.5 Inches, bitches. Put me in the rain, I’m ready.

There is obviously some well known loophole or technicality that allows these “publications” to blatantly make up stuff about famous people without being sued for libel or defamation, but I have no idea what it is. Someone please help?

I actually want to know this.

On what earth are all- or even most- teenage girls desperate to understand the voting system and systemic inequalities? Has Bobby ever talked to more than one teenage girl in his life?

this is the take I came here to watch unfold